Is it bad when the reason you can’t move in uncomfortable situations in your dreams is because you’re at attention in marching band?
We had just finished marching our Queen show at halftime of the last home Gopher football game of the year, and we were put at parade rest on the field, as there were announcements to be made by important people. It turns out those important people were people like the Obama family. And partway through his speech to the 50,000 people in the stadium, he announced that there would be a new VP. And that VP was going to be me. And the scoreboard screen showed my family sitting happily in the stands as everyone cheered. And I couldn’t move or object to this because I was in band, and was not allowed to move.
Everyone was talking about ‘the youngest vice-president in history’ but at the same time acting like it was normal. Suddenly there was media all over my family and I had people escorting me around places, yet nobody had bothered to ask me if this is what I wanted, or to acknowledge the fact that I had no idea how to be second in command of a country. Somehow this melted into scenes of a school, or a summer camp, some sort of art room, similar to a kindergarten classroom.
Talk about weird.






